Let's start with the breaking news.
For the last few days, there's been a killer on
the loose in America.
Well, there's actually tons of killers on the loose in
America, but this one killed someone important, so they were
really looking for him.
The NYPD, well, they did their part too.
They were scouring the city for days.
They were uh looking in the bushes.
They they looked on some other bushes.
Here they're standing on a rock.
Hey, should I look in that butch?
Yeah, you know, f I don't want to do that
stuff.
He's not really the kind of guy you'd expect to
become a murderer.
I mean, I expect him to crash the housing market,
but not kill a guy.
Look, I understand that we all hate insurance companies.
I happen to think America needs free universal health care
funded by taxes.
But shooting a real human in the back is not
heroic and it's not gonna get people what they want.
And if you want real change, but we have to
realize that comes from a lot of people working together,
doing a lot of small things, organizing, educating, voting for
politicians who will actually pass universal health care.
And