You are gonna get me fired.
Well, you'll never guess where the terrorists are now.
Iran, it's IRGC, and even Hezbollah.
They have planted their flag on Venezuelan territory with a
full and open cooperation of that regime.
Wow.
So if you're saying we go to war with Venezuela,
we're also getting into a proxy war with Iran.
I'm sold.
Now, if I remember correctly, though, Iraq lasted until still.
And what did they say about that?
I think it would be a cakewalk.
I don't think it would be a uh that tough
a fight.
I think the saddest part of getting into a war
of choice in 2025 is that Dick Cheney won't
be around to see it.
Really proud.
Probably some birds picking, you know.
It's a slobbery.
But yeah, you know, quick and easy.
That was Iraq.
Oh.
Guess what they're saying now.
A few punches to the face, and they will go.
This is going to be an easy job for the
United States.
How eerie is the Iraq parallel?
Well, we got one guy making the same case for
both wars.
And yes, it's who you think.
Saddam Hussein's a threat to my country.
He's a threat to our way of life.
He needs to know.
Maduro is an existential threat to the people of the
United States.
It is time for Maduro to go.
Now, to be fair, some things have changed. over the
last 20 years
Back in the Iraq War, we used to play clips
of Lindsay Graham and make jokes suggesting that he's secretly
gay.
But now we know that that was inappropriate.
But you know what?
You know what?
I'm not even there playing around anymore.
Hit me with the works.
Iraq, Venezuela!